smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years

(Source: rouxx, via gnarly)

Timestamp: 1411185326

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via hotboyproblems)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via gnarly)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via zackisontumblr)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

this bible passage is a lesson against hate, so whoever sent that anon hate forgot to ask themselves “what would Jesus do?”

When Jesus passed the tree the next day it was rotted down to the roots. He warned his followers not to pray for hateful things because your prayer may be answered and you’ll be responsible for causing that suffering (x)

(Source: the-inspired-lesbian, via castiel-knight-of-hell)

Timestamp: 1411184675

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via done)

f-ftw:

sargasmic-humor:

when you catch someone checking out your bae so you gotta mark your territory real quick like

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Pahaha

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  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop