if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
I remember when I asked you
"What would you do if you lost me, if If I left you. What would you do?"
And you said to me
"Why would you even make me want to think of that? I’m never going to loose you. Never. And if the situation happened, well you know what I’d do? I’d get you back. I’d text you all the time telling you I miss you and that I love you and if I saw you on the street I’d grab you and kiss you. Id send you letters telling you how much you mean to me and tell you how bad I’m doing without you. At night I’d sneak in and wrap my arms around you and beg for you back. Id do everything in this living world possible to show you my love for you. I just wouldn’t give up on you until you were mine again."
but the worst part of it was that a few month later
You were the one that left me"
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
when you catch someone checking out your bae so you gotta mark your territory real quick like
- british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
- americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop