sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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(via stability)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via happiest)

capslockapocalypse:

kaeraeday:

capslockapocalypse:

744-miles-near:

cassserolekitty:

hobopatrol:

2spooky-meulin:

2spoopyebubbles:

selffiveanddownlowfive:

terminally-heartfire:

justasillyfilly:

Oh

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oH

OH

that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone

OH

(Source: howawcard, via l0stkeys)

Timestamp: 1412201448

sarauw:

oomg

(Source: serfborts, via l0stkeys)

Timestamp: 1412201434

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via fake-mermaid)

  • American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
  • American People: Women ask to get raped
  • American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
  • American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
  • American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
  • American People: We have such great equality God bless

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts, via sloshes)

themegalosaurus:

#SPN10 countdown challenge  |  day 11 - season 5, episode 12

Gary!Sam: Hi Crystal, I’m Gary. 
Crystal:
Gary, I don’t want to embarrass you, but you are just - you are just a stunning-looking man.
Gary!Sam:
I know, right?

(via mooseleys)

Timestamp: 1412139387

buttflick:

when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it 

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(via hotboyproblems)

bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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(via jonophobias)

dicktho:

coluring:

coluring:

people who steal text posts

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(Source: tipslip, via iusedtobeorgasm)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via jonophobias)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via gnarly)